Santa Bring Your Elves
Santa's Mechanical Dilemma: A Dad's Christmas Wish
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Dear Santa
Expressing a letter or communication to Santa Claus.
Been a long time since ya heard from me
It's been a considerable amount of time since the last communication.
And I wanna speak for every daddy
Speaking on behalf of all fathers who share similar feelings.
(that) feels the same as me
Expressing a common sentiment among fathers.
The times, they are a-changin'
Acknowledging the changing times.
Don't mean to put you down
Clarifying that the intention is not to criticize.
But I spend every Christmas Eve lookin' for
Expressing the difficulty of finding a particular item on Christmas Eve.
A part that can't be found
Referring to a missing or elusive component.
So Santa bring and elf or three
Requesting Santa to bring some elves to help.
Toys ain't what they used to be
Highlighting changes in the nature of toys.
No ya gotta have a PHD in mechanical assembly
Toys now require advanced skills for assembly.
And I'll never be able to
Expressing frustration or resignation.
Read instructions in Taiwanese
Difficulty in understanding instructions written in Taiwanese.
Since they don't make the toys themselves
Noting that toys are no longer made by the children themselves.
And I could use some help
Expressing a need for assistance in toy assembly.
Santa bring along your elves
Reiterating the request for Santa to bring elves.
How 'bout it, whoo
A rhetorical question, questioning the difficulty of the request.
Shouldn't be so hard for a saint like you
Stating that the request should be easy for Santa.
Please Santa they probably drive you crazy
Recognizing that the elves may be causing trouble for Santa.
With nothin' to do
Commenting on the lack of activity for the elves.
You never have to diet with
Noting that Santa doesn't need to worry about dieting.
All them mouths around
Referring to the numerous requests and needs.
And I'd gladly feed an army
Willingness to provide for a large group.
Instead of spending Christmas with my
Preferably avoiding a gloomy Christmas.
Face in a frown
Describing a sad or disappointed facial expression.
Yeah, and PS send the Boys'
Sending greetings to Mrs. Claus.
Regards to Mrs claus
Reminder to remember the batteries for the toys.
And don't you forget the batteries, thank you
Requesting the inclusion of magical little creatures (elves).
Oh and if you could possibly arrange it
Asking for the assistance of these magical beings.
Please send me down some of
Specifically mentioning the location of the elves in the North Pole.
Them magical little dudes
Describing the living conditions of the elves.
That live in them tiny little bitty igloos
Reference to the small size of the elves' homes.
Up there in the middle of the North Pole
Describing the location of the elves' homes in the North Pole.
When they have nothin' else to
Indicating the idle nature of the elves for most of the year.
Do all year long
Requesting assistance in assembling toys.
And help me put these toys together pLEASE
A polite plea for Santa to fulfill the request.
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