TLE

Kids Eat Free

TLE's Kids Eat Free: A Culinary Comedy Unveiling Family Chaos
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Lyrics

Hey, what's for dinner? They always say

Questioning the significance of deciding dinner when it seemingly doesn’t matter.

Like it really matters what I make

Preparing for the meal while others are being served.

I'll set the table while you fill up the plates

Engaging in the preparation process while anticipating the meal.

We'll be surprised while they patiently wait

Expecting a surprising outcome as they wait.

That would be the day

Expressing skepticism about the likelihood of the situation.


Why don't we give ourselves a break?

Suggesting a break from the routine.

turn off the stove and walk away

Opting to abandon cooking and relax.

Let someone else clean up the mess

Willingness to let others handle the cleanup.

'Cause it's Tuesday night and kids eat free

Highlighting the benefit of kids eating for free on Tuesdays.


But who's it free for?

Raising a question about who benefits from the "free" meals.

Eight bucks at home but here it's forty more

Comparing the cost of dining out for kids versus at home.

I need more wine what's our server's name?

Requesting more wine and referring to the server.

And this kid's menu has shitty games

Criticizing the quality of entertainment on the kids' menu.

If I suggest this plan ever again remind me of the struggle when kids eat free

Reflecting on the difficulties faced when opting for the "kids eat free" plan.


Hey there...

Initiating a conversation or interaction with someone.

Folks! Are you ready to order?

A server asking if they are ready to order.

Or do you need

Considering options available for ordering.

I'll take whatever you've got here

Being open to any available choices for ordering.

May I suggest

Suggesting a specific drink option.

The tallest beer if you've got it

Apologizing in advance, possibly for a forthcoming action or behavior.

Let me apologize in advance...

Requesting understanding or leniency for a situation.

Please understand

Listing items that are unavailable.

We're out of fries, we're out of juice

Expressing disappointment at the lack of certain food items.

The pizza's cold what can I do?

Expressing dissatisfaction with the quality of available food.

No chicken, no pasta with sauce

Listing more unavailable menu items.

I guess we'll eat some water

Considering consuming something very basic due to limited options.


Casual food fights

Describing a messy and potentially ongoing situation.

This could go on all night

Anticipating a prolonged, messy scenario.

Ice cream in my hair, lemonade spilled everywhere

Detailing a messy scene with ice cream and spilled lemonade.

Don't pull her hair, just let it go, please?

Asking for calmness in handling a situation involving a child.

Could everyone just please eat?!

Urging everyone to start eating.

Why the hell did we come here?

Questioning the decision to dine out due to the chaos.

Cause kids eat free

Reiterating the reason for dining out – kids eating for free.


Who's it free for?

Comparison of dining costs at home versus dining out.

Eight bucks at home but here it's forty more

Requesting more wine and referring to the server (repeated).

I need more wine what's our server's name?

Criticizing the entertainment options on the kids' menu (repeated).

And this kid's menu has shitty games

Reflecting on the challenges faced during the "kids eat free" plan (repeated).

If I suggest this plan ever again remind me of the struggle when kids eat free

Expressing a desire to be reminded of the difficulties if considering a similar plan in the future (repeated).


Let's go!

A prompt to leave or move on from the situation.

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