Lyrics
The family's in a feud
The family is experiencing conflict or disagreement.
The tree's a tinderbox
The Christmas tree is a potential fire hazard.
Mother's in a mood
The mother is in a bad mood or emotional state.
It's Christmas on the rocks
The overall atmosphere is tense and difficult during the holiday season.
The goose is overcooked
The goose, a traditional Christmas dish, is overcooked, possibly adding to the stress.
The world is overwrought
The world is overwhelmed or distressed.
God is overbooked
A play on words, suggesting that God is too busy or overwhelmed during Christmas.
It's Christmas on the rocks
The repetition reinforces the challenging nature of Christmas in this context.
But still we aim to fill our spirits to the brim
Despite the challenges, there is an intention to uplift spirits and enjoy the season.
Praise the lord and pass the scotch
Expressing the need for a strong drink to cope with difficult circumstances.
A brandy's handy when the world is looking grim
Suggesting that alcohol, like brandy, can be a comfort during tough times.
Yes it's Christmas on the rocks
Reiterating that the Christmas season is challenging but still celebrated.
Brother's in a brood
The brother is also in a bad mood or feeling upset.
Sister's on the sauce
The sister is using alcohol, possibly excessively, to cope with the situation.
Father's getting stewed
The father is getting drunk, adding to the dysfunctional holiday atmosphere.
It's Christmas on the rocks
Repeating the challenging nature of Christmas within the family context.
And yet we'll never fret for want of alcohol
Despite the difficulties, there is no shortage of alcohol.
Hallelujah have some schnapps
Celebrating with schnapps, suggesting that alcohol is a source of joy.
My friend a bourbon is the greatest gift of all
Emphasizing that bourbon, a strong drink, is a valuable gift during tough times.
When it's Christmas on the rocks
Reiterating the theme that alcohol is a comfort during challenging Christmases.
Baby please come home
An appeal for a loved one to come home during the difficult holiday season.
Home is where the heartache is
Highlighting that home can be a source of heartache.
But home is where the hard stuff is
Recognizing the challenges of home life during the holiday season.
'Tis the season to be home
Acknowledging that it's the season for being at home despite its difficulties.
Tidings unto you
Wishing good news or blessings to others during the holiday season.
Let's skip the parting shots
Suggesting a desire to avoid conflict or negative interactions during Christmas.
I've got the whisky flu
Indicating the effects of excessive whisky consumption during the holidays.
Another Christmas on the rocks
Repeating the theme of a challenging Christmas with the influence of alcohol.
And though we'll ne'er say no to friends or alcohol
Despite challenges, there is an openness to friends and alcohol.
Come next year I got some thoughts
Anticipating the next year with reflection and potential changes.
To each must I beseech bring only Tylenol
Suggesting a need for pain relievers like Tylenol after the holiday season.
If it's Christmas on the rocks
Emphasizing the challenging nature of Christmas and the need for relief.
Yes it's Christmas on the rocks
Reiterating the theme that Christmas is difficult and challenging.
When it's Christmas on the rocks
Confirming the presence of difficulties during the Christmas season.
I'll have a Christmas on the rocks
Expressing a resigned acceptance of a challenging Christmas.
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