Drunk Shark
Drunk Shark Chronicles: A Tipsy Tale of Oceanic Adventures
Lyrics
Went down to the public pier
Expressing the action of going to a public pier.
Went down with a cooler of beer
Carrying a cooler filled with beer to the pier.
Got a text from my best friend Joe
Receiving a text from the best friend, Joe.
Saying he can’t make it no more
Learning that Joe can't join the gathering.
Oh, no! Not Joe!
Expressing disappointment at Joe's absence.
So I poured one out in the sea
Pouring a drink into the sea as a symbolic gesture.
I’ll be my own damn drinking buddy
Deciding to be one's own drinking companion.
But then a fin emerged from the dark
Encountering a fin in the dark waters.
Something started drinking my PBR
Discovering something (likely a shark) consuming the drink.
Oh, no! It’s a shark!
Realizing it's a shark and expressing surprise.
Drunk Shark!
Introducing the concept of a "Drunk Shark."
Made a habit every Tuesday night
Establishing a routine of drinking with a great white shark on Tuesdays.
Of downing brews with my favorite great white
Specifically choosing a favorite great white shark.
Five or six turned to seven or eight
Describing an increase in the number of drinks consumed.
Hunting is hard when you can’t see straight
Highlighting the difficulty of hunting while intoxicated.
Oh, no! We’re drunk!
Acknowledging drunkenness.
One day we were really buzzed
Recalling a moment when the narrator and the shark encounter an all-girl swim team.
When the all-girl swim team started swimming at us
Expressing different desires between the narrator and the shark.
I wanted love, and he wanted food
Desiring love while the shark desires food.
But we were too fucked up to make any moves
Being too intoxicated to act on any desires.
Oh, no! Drunk Shark!
Reiterating the presence of the "Drunk Shark."
White Claw!
Mentioning "White Claw," possibly as another drink choice.
After summer it got all cold
Describing the change in the shark's behavior after summer.
He went to Florida to prey on the old
Noting the shark's relocation to Florida.
I stayed in town, started drinking indoors
Remaining in town and drinking indoors.
Thought of Drunk Shark with every Molson and Coors
Associating thoughts of the shark with various beer brands.
Oh, no! Indoors?!
Expressing surprise or disbelief at drinking indoors.
Next summer I was out on the pier
Revisiting the pier in the following summer.
Sitting there alone with my cooler of beer
Sitting alone with a cooler of beer.
I heard a splash and looked down below
Hearing a splash and realizing the return of the Drunk Shark.
Drunk Shark’s back and down to party for sure!
Confirming the shark's return and willingness to party.
Fuck yeah! Drunk Shark!
Celebrating the return of the Drunk Shark with enthusiasm.
Drunk Shark!
-Drunk Shark!
-Drunk Shark!
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