Surprise
Unexpected Turns: A Tale of Betrayal and Redemption
Lyrics
My conscience finally got to me,
Feeling guilty, my conscience finally affected me.
Workin' sixty hours a week
Working an extensive sixty-hour workweek.
Leavin' her alone, bored to death at home
Leaving his partner alone and bored at home.
So one day, I asked off early
Requesting to leave work early one day.
I dropped that bottle of wine,
Dropping a bottle of wine during the surprise.
When I flipped on the light,
Flipping on the light to reveal a shocking scene.
You can't imagine my
The narrator's reaction to the surprising situation.
Surprise, they were havin' a real good time
Discovering his partner and someone else having a good time.
Yeah, I nearly lost my mind,
The narrator feeling almost insane due to the shock.
When I saw the leather an' spikes around her neck,
Describing the unexpected appearance of leather and spikes on the partner.
An' he was handcuffed to my bed,
Finding the friend handcuffed to the narrator's bed.
An' I thought he was my friend
Realizing the friend betrayed their friendship.
Guess it was all lies: yeah, surprise!
Concluding that everything was a lie, expressing surprise.
The judge gave her all I had,
The judge awarding the partner all of the narrator's possessions.
An' he did the same for my old friend
Similar legal consequences for the narrator's old friend.
Yeah, his Lexus an' his house all went to his spouse,
The friend losing his Lexus and house to his spouse.
So when I moved out, he just moved in
After moving out, the friend moving into the narrator's former residence.
He went back to get his drawers at the place he lived before
The friend returning to retrieve belongings from the narrator's place.
Guess who answered the door?
Discovering an unexpected person at the friend's previous residence.
Surprise, I hooked up with his ex-wife,
The narrator forming a relationship with the friend's ex-wife.
Who's prettier an' sweeter than mine.
Comparing the ex-wife favorably in terms of looks and personality.
Now we're livin' his XRI Jacuzzi bath
Enjoying a luxurious XRI Jacuzzi bath together.
Yeah, we just sit back in them bubbles an' laugh,
Laughing and enjoying life while the friend faces difficulties.
While they're livin' in my run down shack
Contrasting their pleasant living situation with the friend's run-down shack.
Yeah, serves 'em right: surprise
Expressing satisfaction at the turn of events, believing it serves them right.
Surprise, surprise, yeah that trip to Mali sure was nice
Reflecting on a pleasant trip to Mali.
Oh, in Vegas we rolled the dice
Recalling a dice-rolling experience in Vegas.
Now it's steak an' taters every night
Enjoying steak and potatoes regularly now.
Next weekend, yeah, we're headed off to Disneyland
Planning to visit Disneyland the following weekend.
Yeah, I knew he was rich but now,
Realizing the ex-friend's wealth and the narrator's ability to retire comfortably.
Hell I can retire: surprise!
Expressing surprise at the positive turn of events.
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