Lyrics
She drives around at twenty five with the girls in the back of the big bad Volvo
Describes an old lady driving a Volvo at 25 mph with friends in the back.
Cruises past she's eighty five
Highlights her age, 85, as she cruises past.
With the pills she steals going to make her deals
Suggests she uses stolen pills for deals, possibly hinting at illicit activities.
She's quick to fist deals she'll fix you up with one two laxatives go
Implies she quickly arranges deals, including laxatives, and can fix situations.
She's never last at croquet fix the game on Sunday what a pay day
Portrays her as competitive, not losing at croquet and manipulating games for profit.
Buys the crowd a victory round, she's in the mood to share the loot
Depicts her celebrating victories and sharing rewards with others.
But don't except because you know she'll expect some pay back baby
Warns not to expect favors without reciprocation from her.
Lucky free living old lady
Describes her as fortunate and carefree in her old age.
I wanna be an old lady
Expresses a desire to be carefree like the old lady.
Spins the wheels go go mobile goes flying down the highway fast lane
Depicts her speeding in a flashy car, enjoying a fast-paced lifestyle.
Cash in hand the pokies pan out to a world of gold and pearls
Indicates she gains wealth from gambling machines (pokies).
She's always looking for tips on her cooking
Suggests she seeks cooking advice, showing her interest in improving skills.
Never last at Bingo thrash them pulls a fast one extra cards oh
Shows her competitiveness in Bingo, using tricks to gain an advantage.
Crusing down the grocery isle she lame you, blame you, cane you, tame you faster than You can say young wipper damn snapper watch out
Describes her actions in a grocery store, implying she can manipulate and control situations quickly.
Lucky free living old lady
Reiterates her fortunate and carefree lifestyle.
I wanna be an old lady
Reaffirms the desire to have a carefree life like the old lady.
She drives around at twenty five with the girls in the back of the big bad Volvo
Repeats the description of her driving with friends in the Volvo.
Cruises past she's eighty five
Reiterates her age as 85 while cruising.
With the pills she steals going to make her deals
Repeats the idea of her using stolen pills for deals.
She quick to fist deals she'll fix you up with one two laxatives go
Reiterates her ability to quickly arrange deals involving laxatives.
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