I Pulled My Groin
Groin Revelations: A Playful Ode to Peculiar Pain
Lyrics
I pulled my groin
Experiencing a groin injury
It's the very best injury
Considering it the best type of injury
Though I'm walking daintily
Walking delicately due to the groin injury
I pulled my groin
Reiterating the fact of having pulled the groin
I pulled my groin
Repetition of the statement about pulling the groin
When people ask, "It hurts you where?"
Responding humorously to inquiries about the location of pain
I say "Put your hand right there"
Humorous suggestion to place a hand on the groin to feel the pain
I pulled my groin
Reiteration of the fact of having pulled the groin
I pulled my groin
Emphasizing the groin injury
I pulled my groin
Repetition of the statement about pulling the groin
Though I do not enjoy walking
Expressing dislike for walking despite the groin injury
I am really happy talking
Feeling happy while talking about the groin
'bout my groin
Connecting happiness to discussing the groin injury
I pulled my groin
Reiteration of the fact of having pulled the groin
I pulled my groin
Emphasizing the groin injury once again
It's the treatment that I love
Expressing affection for the treatment of the groin injury
Because I've bought some oil to rub
Explaining the treatment involves using oil for rubbing
I pulled my groin
Reiteration of the fact of having pulled the groin
I pulled my groin
Emphasizing the groin injury once again
Unless we're in playoff time
Exception to discussing the groin injury during playoff time
When I've got a lower body injury that
Explaining the presence of a lower body injury during playoffs
Will have to be a game time decision
Referring to a game time decision regarding the injury
I pulled my groin
Reiteration of the fact of having pulled the groin
It hurts me when I skate
Expressing pain when skating due to the groin injury
but not when I mastur.. hills
Humorous reference to the groin injury not affecting a specific activity
I pulled my groin
Reiteration of the fact of having pulled the groin
I pulled my groin
Repeating the statement about pulling the groin
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