Sponges
Sponges Suck and Bubbles Burst: A Quirky Musical Take on Everyday Wonders
Lyrics
Can't think of anything to sing about,
Expressing a lack of inspiration for song topics.
not much out there to sing about,
Emphasizing the scarcity of interesting subjects for songs.
The world's okay, The weather's fine,
Describing a content and pleasant state of the world and weather.
no need to sing about that, so i'll sing about. . .
Choosing to sing about something unconventional.
Sponges!
Celebrating the choice of an unusual topic: sponges.
Sponges yeah!
-Sponges!
-Sponges yeah yeah!!
-Sponges suck
Humorous depiction of the functional aspects of sponges.
Sponges suck
-Sponges absorb liquid then you squeeze them out yeah!!
-There's lots of songs of peace,
Highlighting the prevalence of songs about peace, love, peaches, and Valkyries.
lots of songs of love,
-even songs about peaches and Valkyries,
-there's no songs about . . .
-Tuna fish!
Introducing a random topic: tuna fish, with a mix of facts and humor.
Tuna fish!
-Tuna fish!
-Tuna fish!
-Their real big, swim in oceans,
-come in cans like hockey pucks,
-Tuna got their name cause they don't swim in pairs!!!
-Speech: Get it!
Adding playful commentary on tuna, incorporating wordplay.
Tu-na.
-Are there two of those fish? Na.
-Tu-na, Tu-na
-It's funny.Hee Hee Hee Hee. No?
-I like tuna.
-Sponges!
Returning to the main topic: sponges, with enthusiasm.
Sponges yeah!
-Sponges!
-Sponges yeah yeah!!
-Sponges suck Sponges suck
Reiterating the humorous idea that sponges "suck" in a literal sense.
Sponges suck Sponges suck
-Sponges clean up dishes and sinks
Enumerating various practical uses of sponges, including humor about baby's noses.
and countertops and baby's noses
-They suck up soap
-and when you squeeze them out they make
-Bubbles!
-Bubbles!!
-Bubbles!!!
Playfully emphasizing the bubbly outcome of squeezing out a sponge.
Sponges.
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