Jerk

Embracing Eccentricity: Unraveling the Quirky World of 'Jerk'
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Lyrics

Hey all you freaks,

Addressing a group of unconventional individuals

Don't you know that birds have beaks?

Highlighting a basic fact about birds

Can't you see the real truth?

Encouraging awareness of reality

My friend Bob is missing a tooth,

Introducing a friend named Bob missing a tooth

If I find myself upside down,

Expressing difficulty in turning things around

I can never turn it all around, 'cause I'm a

Acknowledging a personal trait - being a jerk

Jerk!

Self-identification as a jerk

I smell real bad, and I'm a

Admitting to a bad odor

Jerk!

Reiterating the jerk status

It ain't so sad that I'm a

Downplaying the sadness of being a jerk

Jerk!

Reaffirming the jerk identity

Can't you see that I'm a

Pointing out the obvious - being a jerk

Jerk?

Self-acceptance of being a jerk

It's what I want to be!

Expressing a desire to be a jerk

The life I live is dumb,

Describing the dullness of life

I spend my time watchin' my thumb,

Engaging in unproductive activities

All those years of schoolin'

Reflecting on unimpressive schooling experiences

Left me big and dumb and droolin',

Resulting in being big, dumb, and drooling

If my head was on straight,

Contemplating the downsides of having a straight head

Maybe that wouldn't be so great, 'cause I'm a

Reiterating the identity as a jerk

Jerk!

Emphasizing the bad smell and jerk status

I smell real bad, and I'm a

Confirming the olfactory issue

Jerk!

Restating the not-so-sad nature of being a jerk

It ain't so sad that I'm a

Reiterating the jerk status

Jerk!

Emphasizing the visibility of being a jerk

Can't you see that I'm a

Asserting the identity as a jerk

Jerk?

Expressing a desire to be a jerk

It's what I want to be!

Reaffirming the choice to be a jerk

If you see me in the street,

Requesting attention to personal feet

Make sure that I have my feet,

Highlighting the importance of having feet

If you catch me up on a wall,

Cautioning against hitting when falling off a wall

Don't you hit me when I fall,

Advising against violence

People ask me why I like to be a big jerk?

Responding to inquiries about being a jerk

Man, 'cause I'm a

Reiterating the identity as a jerk

Jerk!

Confirming the bad smell and jerk status

I smell real bad, and I'm a

Reaffirming the olfactory issue

Jerk!

Restating the not-so-sad nature of being a jerk

It ain't so sad that I'm a

Reiterating the jerk status

Jerk!

Emphasizing the visibility of being a jerk

Can't you see that I'm a

Asserting the identity as a jerk

Jerk?

Expressing a desire to be a jerk

It's what I want to be!

Reaffirming the choice to be a jerk

And I'm a jerk! , yeah

Reiterating the jerk status

I'm a jerk! jerk! jerk! jerk! jerk! jerk! jerk! jerk!

Emphasizing multiple jerk repetitions

Man, you're a jerk

Labeling others as jerks

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