Skills
Unveiling Life's Quirky Mastery: A Parrot's Anthem
Lyrics
I couldn’t iron a shirt
I lack the ability to iron a shirt.
To save my life but I’ll
This skill deficiency is significant enough that it could be life-threatening.
Always make sure my mates are alright
I prioritize the well-being of my friends, ensuring they are okay.
Couldn’t give a shit about the news, politics or the royal family but
I don't care about current events, politics, or the royal family.
I’ll always treat you like royal Family
Despite my disinterest in royalty, I will treat you with great respect.
Cause
Transition to the next idea or sentiment.
I’m pretty useless
I acknowledge my own incompetence or lack of utility.
By now you’re probably use to it
The listener is likely accustomed to my ineptitude by now.
And I’ve got a rare set of skills
I possess a unique set of skills.
They wont ever pay my bills
These skills, however, are not sufficient to cover my financial obligations.
I’ve got
Introducing another perspective on personal goals or aspirations.
Some shit house life goals
I have unimpressive and mundane life goals.
But we once stuck a Tinnie to a light pole
Recollection of a past accomplishment involving sticking a beverage can to a light pole.
What an achievement impressing those fuckers on the
Reflecting on the achievement of impressing others, particularly on the internet.
On the internet
Continuing the theme of online recognition or validation.
Cause
Transition to a repeated sentiment or realization.
I’m pretty useless
Reiteration of personal uselessness or inadequacy.
By now you’re probably use to it
The listener is likely accustomed to my ineptitude by now (repeated).
And I’ve got a rare set of skills
Reiteration of possessing unique but non-remunerative skills.
They will never pay
Emphasizing that these skills will never contribute to financial stability.
My Bills
Reiteration that these skills won't cover financial obligations (repeated).
To have a home
Expressing a desire to own a home acquired through personal efforts.
That you paid for on your own
Reiteration of the longing for an independent, self-financed home.
To have that life
Aspiring for a life that doesn't cause late-night anxiety or stress.
That doesn’t keep you up all late at night
The pursuit of a fulfilling life without constant worries.
And I’m
Reiteration of personal uselessness or inadequacy (repeated).
Pretty useless
The listener is likely accustomed to my ineptitude by now (repeated).
By now you’re probably use to it
Reiteration of possessing unique but non-remunerative skills (repeated).
And I’ve got a rare set of skills
Emphasizing that these skills will never contribute to financial stability (repeated).
They won’t ever pay
Reiteration that these skills won't cover financial obligations (repeated).
Cause
Transition to a repeated sentiment or realization (repeated).
I’m pretty useless
Reiteration of personal uselessness or inadequacy (repeated).
By now you’re probably use to it
The listener is likely accustomed to my ineptitude by now (repeated).
And I’ve got a rare set of skills
Reiteration of possessing unique but non-remunerative skills (repeated).
They won’t ever pay
Emphasizing that these skills will never contribute to financial stability (repeated).
My Bills
Reiteration that these skills won't cover financial obligations (repeated).
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