I'm Keeping Your Poop
Unforgettable Reminders: I'm Keeping Your Poop in a Jar
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I'm keeping your poop in a jar
I am preserving your feces in a container
Till the day you come back, so don't forget just what you are
Until the day of your return, so remember your true nature
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar
Yes, I am keeping your feces in a jar
You thought you took everything, but you left something behind for me
You may have taken everything, but you left something for me
I scooped it out, I bottled it up and now its there on a stand by the bed to remind me
I removed it, bottled it, and placed it by the bed as a reminder
In case I ever forget, you're just a piece of poop
In case I forget, you're just a metaphorical piece of waste
I'm keeping your poop in a jar
I am preserving your feces in a jar
Till the day you come back so don't forget just what you are
Until your return, so recall your true nature
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar
Yes, I am keeping your feces in a jar
I had a moment of weakness once
I experienced a moment of vulnerability once
So I opened the lid for a smell
So, I opened the lid for a smell
It all came back to me, baby
It all came rushing back, a nostalgic reminder of you
In one vaporous rush I remembered you well
In one aromatic rush, I vividly remembered you
How could I ever forget, that you're a piece of poop?
How could I forget that you're a metaphorical piece of waste?
I'm keeping your poop in a jar, until you come back so don't forget just what you are
I am preserving your feces in a jar until your return
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar, oh, everybody sing
Yes, I am keeping your feces in a jar, and everyone should sing
I'm keeping your poop in a jar
I am preserving your feces in a jar
Till the day you come back so don't forget just what you are
Until your return, so remember your true nature
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar
Yes, I am keeping your feces in a jar
I'm keeping your poop in a jar
I am preserving your feces in a jar
I'm keeping your poop in a jar
-I'm keeping your poop in a jar
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