Never Ride a Camel
Avoid the Humps: Revelations in Dr. Woggle's 'Never Ride a Camel'
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You know, camels got bad teeth
Camels are criticized for having bad teeth.
And camels are ugly
The appearance of camels is considered unattractive.
You know, camels stink
Camels are said to have an unpleasant odor.
And camels are a currency
Camels are metaphorically described as a form of currency, possibly implying they are not valuable.
Never ride a camel
An emphatic statement advising against riding camels.
Never ride a camel again
A repetition of the warning not to ride camels.
2x
A repetition, emphasizing the importance of not riding camels.
You know camels never drink
Camels are claimed to abstain from drinking, possibly a hyperbolic statement about their resilience.
And camels are lazy
Camels are labeled as lazy, suggesting they are not hardworking animals.
Camels are always pregnant
A peculiar claim that camels are always pregnant, possibly a humorous exaggeration.
And camels are crazy
Camels are described as crazy, indicating unpredictable or erratic behavior.
Never ride a camel
A repetition of the strong advice against riding camels.
Never ride a camel again
Reiteration of the warning against riding camels, emphasizing its importance.
2x.
A repetition, underscoring the message not to ride camels.
Camels don´t have mobiles
Camels are humorously claimed not to possess mobile phones.
Camels don´t have any cars
Camels are stated to lack cars, portraying them as technologically deficient.
And they don´t have any aeroplanes
Camels are mentioned as not having airplanes, highlighting their limitations in transportation.
And what they miss are refrigerators?
A playful question about whether camels miss having refrigerators, implying they lack certain modern conveniences.
Never ride a camel
A final restatement of the strong advice never to ride camels.
Never ride a camel again
A repetition of the warning against riding camels, signaling the conclusion of the message.
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