The Prince's Panties
Whimsical Tale of a Eccentric Prince and His Panties
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There was once a prince who acted strangely in that
The prince displayed peculiar behavior
He thought life was stupid and it was for him so
He viewed life as nonsensical, especially in his context
He made up a world in which he liked the things we liked
He created an alternate world mirroring our preferences
But he had different reasons why he liked them
However, his reasons for liking things differed from ours
He liked butter for its color
He favored butter solely for its color
He would order toast and color
He ordered toast for its color, not for its usual purpose
Waitresses, confused would utter
Waitresses were perplexed by his unusual orders
Sir, I've never heard of toast and color
Waitresses expressed confusion at his requests
He'd get angry and begin to choke them
He reacted angrily and aggressively when questioned
The law would come, and they'd arrest and book him
Legal authorities intervened and apprehended him
So his life was a mess of trouble
His life was a constant series of problems
Still he kept it up
Despite difficulties, he persisted with his peculiar ways
He had dogs, a hundred cocker spaniels and he
He owned many cocker spaniels which he named "panties"
Called them panties, 'cause they did that mostly, and he
He named them so because they panted mostly, disregarding other behaviors
Did not care at all if they would bark and fetch sticks
He was unconcerned about their typical dog behaviors
Run and jump, roll over, and play dead tricks
He only valued their panting, not their usual activities
No, he liked them only for their panting
He exhausted them by making them pant excessively
So he would run them ragged, but one day they got fed up
The dogs became tired of his demands and rebelled
And chased the prince right up against the fence
They cornered the prince, possibly metaphorically against a boundary
And the prince was eaten by his panties
The prince met his demise, being consumed by his own dogs
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