Lyrics
Oh, you can kiss me on a Monday
Expresses willingness to receive a kiss on a Monday
A Monday, a Monday is very, very good
Emphasizes the positivity of receiving a kiss on a Monday
Or you can kiss me on a Tuesday
Opens the possibility of a kiss on a Tuesday
A Tuesday, a Tuesday, in fact I wish you would
Expresses a desire for a kiss on a Tuesday
Or you can kiss me on a Wednesday
Suggests openness to a kiss on a Wednesday
A Thursday, a Friday and Saturday is best
Expands the acceptable days for a kiss to Thursday, Friday, and Saturday
But never, never on a Sunday
Establishes a boundary against being kissed on a Sunday
A Sunday, a Sunday, 'cause that's my day of rest
Reiterates the prohibition against Sunday kisses, citing it as a day of rest
Most any day you can be my guest
Invites the person to be a guest on most days
Any day you say, but my day of rest
Specifies any day except the speaker's day of rest
Just name the day that you like the best
Allows the person to choose their preferred day for an encounter
Only stay away on my day of rest
Reiterates the importance of avoiding the speaker's day of rest
Oh, you can kiss me on a cool day, a hot day
Expands the acceptable conditions for receiving a kiss to various weather conditions
A wet day, which everyone you choose
Encourages a kiss on any chosen day, regardless of weather
Or try to kiss me on a gray day, a May day
Lists specific days like a gray day, May day, and pay day as acceptable
A pay day, and see if I refuse
Expresses openness to a kiss even on a bleak day
And if you make it on a bleak day
Extends the invitation to unconventional days like a freak day or a week day
A freak day, a week day, why you can be my guest
Reiterates the prohibition against Sunday kisses and emphasizes other acceptable days
But never, never on a Sunday
Strongly emphasizes the prohibition against being kissed on a Sunday, restating it
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