Lyrics
Oh, you can kiss me on a Monday
Expressing willingness to be kissed on a Monday.
A Monday, a Monday is very, very good
Emphasizing the positivity and desirability of a kiss on a Monday.
Or you can kiss me on a Tuesday
Open to being kissed on a Tuesday.
A Tuesday, a Tuesday, in fact I wish you would
Expressing preference for a kiss on a Tuesday.
Or you can kiss me on a Wednesday
Indicating willingness to receive a kiss on various days.
A Thursday, a Friday and Saturday is best
Suggesting that Thursday, Friday, and Saturday are the most favorable days for a kiss.
But never, never on a Sunday
Establishing a boundary not to be kissed on a Sunday, emphasizing it as a day of rest.
A Sunday, a Sunday, 'cause that's my day of rest
Reiterating the prohibition of being kissed on a Sunday.
Most any day you can be my guest
Welcoming the idea of being a guest on most days.
Any day you say, but my day of rest
Accepting being a guest any day except the day of rest.
Just name the day that you like the best
Allowing flexibility for the other person to choose a preferred day.
Only stay away on my day of rest
Insisting on the importance of avoiding the day of rest.
Oh, you can kiss me on a cool day, a hot day
Expressing openness to kisses on various weather-related days.
A wet day, which everyone you choose
Encouraging a kiss on any chosen day, regardless of weather.
Or try to kiss me on a gray day, a May day
Mentioning specific days like a gray day or May day, indicating willingness to be kissed on those days.
A pay day, and see if I refuse
Suggesting a willingness to be kissed on a payday.
And if you make it on a bleak day
Expressing openness to being kissed on less favorable days.
A freak day, a week day, why you can be my guest
Reiterating the possibility of being a guest on weekdays, excluding Sundays.
But never, never on a Sunday
Restating the prohibition of being kissed on a Sunday, underlining it as a day of rest.
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