Take Stuff from Work
Unlock Job Satisfaction: The Art of Taking from Work
Lyrics
Take stuff from work.
Encourages taking items from the workplace.
It's the best way to feel better about your job.
Suggests that stealing from work improves job satisfaction.
Never buy pens or pencils or paper.
Discourages buying office supplies; advocates taking them from work.
Take 'em from work.
Reiterates the idea of taking items like pens and paper from the workplace.
Rubber bands, paper clips, memo pads, folders
List of items (rubber bands, paper clips, etc.) to take from work.
Take 'em from work.
Emphasizes the act of taking office supplies for personal use.
It's the best way to feel better about your low pay
Connects stealing from work to coping with low pay and poor working conditions.
and appalling working conditions.
Highlights dissatisfaction with salary and working conditions.
Take an ashtray they got plenty.
Suggests taking an ashtray since there are plenty available.
Take coat hangers.
Encourages taking coat hangers from work.
Take a, take a trash can.
Encourages taking even larger items, like a trash can.
Why buy a file cabinet?
Raises the question of why buy a file cabinet when one can be taken from work.
Why buy a phone?
Questions the need to purchase a phone when it can be taken from work.
Why buy a personal computer or word processor?
Extends the idea to include personal computers or word processors.
Take 'em from work.
Reiterates the theme of taking items from work as a preferred option.
I took a whole desk from the last place I worked.
Shares a personal experience of taking a desk from a previous workplace.
They never noticed and it looks great in my apartment.
Notes that the act of taking a desk went unnoticed and enhances the individual's living space.
Take an electric pencil sharpener.
Encourages taking an electric pencil sharpener from work.
Take a case of white-out, you might need it one day.
Suggests taking white-out, possibly for personal use.
It's your duty as an oppressed worker to steal from your exploiters.
Frames stealing from work as a duty for oppressed workers against exploiters.
It's gonna be an outstanding day.
Declares that taking stuff from work will make it an outstanding day.
Take stuff from work.
Reiterates the encouragement to take items from the workplace.
And goof off on company time.
Advocates goofing off during company time.
I wrote this at work.
States that the lyrics were written during work hours.
They're paying me to write about stuff I steal from them.
Acknowledges being paid to write about stolen items during work.
Life is good.
Concludes with a positive outlook, stating that life is good.
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