My Dad Loves Baby Yoda More Than Me
Dad's Baby Yoda Obsession: A Kid's Quest for Attention
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My
Expressing possessive connection with the father.
Referring to the speaker's father.
loves
Indicating affection or strong liking.
baby Yoda more than me now
Feeling neglected or overshadowed by the father's love for Baby Yoda.
It all started off with the
Describing the origin of the situation, mentioning the Mandalorian TV series.
second episode of the Mandalorian
Listing items (shirt, wallet, hat) the father purchased related to Baby Yoda.
then he bought a baby Yoda shirt wallet and hat. Now the thinks that his baby Yoda plush has more value than me
Feeling devalued compared to a Baby Yoda plush in the father's eyes.
He gives him my allowance
Father diverting the speaker's allowance to Baby Yoda-related expenses.
and thinks he eats the food he gives him
Believing that the father thinks Baby Yoda consumes the provided food.
and lets him eat all the candy that he wants
Father allowing Baby Yoda to consume all the candy without restrictions.
Dad also never lets me eat his daily cake
Father preventing the speaker from eating his daily cake.
When he picks me up from school, who's in the front seat
Highlighting the situation of being picked up from school by the father.
It's that stupid baby Yoda
Expressing frustration towards Baby Yoda being in the front seat.
why does he sit there not me
Questioning why Baby Yoda occupies the front seat instead of the speaker.
I just want to go back to normal where my dad loves his family
Feeling helpless about the situation and unsure about a solution.
What is there that I can do?
Concerns about potential consequences (being grounded) hinder proactive actions.
Without getting grounded
Considering actions like throwing away Baby Yoda but predicting the father's response.
I could throw him away but he would buy another one I could spoil all of Mando but he would watch it anyway
Expressing the dilemma of wanting change without negative repercussions.
My
Repetition of earlier lines, emphasizing the persistent issue.
dad
-loves
-baby Yoda more than me now
-He gives stupid Grogu
Father giving more video game time to Baby Yoda (Grogu) than to the speaker.
more video game time than me
Expressing the absurdity of Baby Yoda playing video games without thumbs.
he doesn't even have thumbs to play the game
Highlighting the irrationality of the father's actions regarding video game time.
He went to change.com
Father participating in a petition to create a Baby Yoda movie.
to make a petition to make a baby Yoda movie
Describing the father's involvement in an online petition related to Baby Yoda.
He spent all the money
Father spending Christmas money on Baby Yoda-related items.
he would give me for Christmas
Illustrating the father's financial prioritization towards Baby Yoda.
on buying mando in fortnite
Father spending money on in-game purchases related to Mandalorian in Fortnite.
He only lets baby Yoda pet the dog
Limiting interactions, as the father only allows Baby Yoda to pet the dog.
When we got a new puppy he named him grogu
Naming the new puppy after Baby Yoda (Grogu), reinforcing the theme of neglect.
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