Skate Fast Gain Mass
Sculpting Steel: The Anthem of Grit and Squats
Lyrics
I've got a new hobby and it's taking over my life
The speaker has a new hobby that has taken over their life, emphasizing its significance.
I've got a new hobby and it's taking over my life
-I've got a new hobby and it's taking over my life
-I've got a new hobby and it's taking over my life
-If anybody wants me I'll be down the gym
The speaker humorously informs that they can be found at the gym, highlighting the obsession with their new hobby.
If anybody wants me I'll be down the gym
-If anybody wants me I'll be down the gym
-If anybody wants me I'll be down the gym
-Doing some squats
The speaker is engaged in squat exercises and playfully encourages others to do the same.
Doing some squats
-Do some squats you puny humans
-Do some squats you puny humans
-Do some squats you puny humans
-Do some squats you puny humans
-It'll give you massive thighs and buns of steel
Squatting is touted as a means to develop massive thighs and strong buttocks, using hyperbolic language.
It'll give you massive thighs and buns of steel
-It'll give you massive thighs and buns of steel
-It'll give you massive thighs and buns of steel
-Because I wanna be a horse with steely buns
The desire to be a horse with steely buttocks is expressed, employing a humorous and exaggerated tone.
I wanna be a horse with steely buns
-I wanna be a horse with steely buns
-Yes I wanna be a horse with steely buns
-Doing some squats
Reiteration of the importance of squats with a playful command directed towards "puny humans."
Doing some squats
-Do some squats you puny humans
-Do some squats you puny humans
-Do some squats you puny humans
-Do some squats you puny humans
-The reason I like lifting weights: it helps me with my roller skates
The speaker links weightlifting to improvement in roller skating and highlights the regularity of their squat routine.
My legs are kill. Squats are great; that's why I do them every day
-The reason I like lifting weights: it helps me with my roller skates
-My legs are kill. Squats are great; that's why I do them every day
-The reason I like lifting weights: it helps me with my roller skates
-My legs are kill. Squats are great; that's why I do them every day
-The reason I like lifting weights: it helps me with my roller skates
-My legs are kill. Squats are great; that's why I do them every day
-Do some squats
Continued emphasis on the importance of squats, addressing "puny humans" in a humorous and motivational manner.
Do some squats
-Do some squats
-Do some squats
-Do some squats
-Puny humans
-Do some squats
-Puny humans
-Do some squats
-You puny humans
-Do some squats
-You puny humans
-I've been diagnosed; I've got a sickness
The speaker humorously claims to have a sickness, and the cure is humorously identified as doing squats for days.
I've been diagnosed; I've got a sickness
-I've been diagnosed; I've got a sickness
-I've been diagnosed; I've got a sickness
-The only cure is squats for days
Emphasizing the idea that squats are the only cure for the speaker's "sickness."
The only cure is squats for days
-The only cure is squats for days
-The only cure is squats for days
-Do some squats
Repetition of the call to do squats, humorously addressing "puny humans" and reinforcing the importance of the exercise.
Do some squats
-Do some squats
-Do some squats
-Do some squats
-You puny humans
-Do some squats
-You puny humans
-Do some squats
-You puny humans
-Do some squats
-You puny humans
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