Pretty Good Guy
Embracing Goodness: Shades McCool's Ode to Life's Simple Pleasures
Lyrics
Hi
Expression of greeting
I don't want to be stabbed to death
Desire to avoid a violent death
I don't want to have offensive breath
Desire for fresh breath, avoiding offensive odor
I just want to split a bottle of wine with you
Expressing a wish to share a bottle of wine
I'm a good guy. I'm a pretty good guy
Self-affirmation as a good person
I file my taxes on time although my dad helps a lot with that stuff
Acknowledgment of filing taxes on time with parental assistance
I don't want to get HIV. I don't ever want to lose my keys again
Fear of contracting HIV and losing keys
I don't want to get yelled at by either of my girlfriends.
Desire to avoid conflict with multiple girlfriends
I don't want to be disrespected
Desire for respect
I don't want to have my dick bisected
Expression against genital mutilation
I just want to talk to you about Christ
Expressing a desire to discuss religious matters
I'm a good guy
Reiteration of being a good person
I'm a pretty good guy
Reiteration of being a pretty good person
I go to church everyday (the church of Andrew W.K)
Claim of attending church (Andrew W.K's church)
And I only listen to one band
Stating a strong preference for a specific band
I kinda wanna go back to prison
Expressing a desire to return to prison
I don't even own a television
Not owning a television
I just want to toss the frisbee around with you
Desire to play frisbee with someone
It's true
Confirmation of a previous statement
I don't want to run a marathon
Disinterest in running a marathon
I don't want to run in general
Disinterest in running in general
I just want to run for mayor of Idontgiveafuck City
Expressing a whimsical desire to run for mayor
I'm a good guy
Reiteration of being a good person
I'm an okay guy and I don't understand why I don't have any friends on LinkedIn
Expressing confusion about lack of LinkedIn connections
Bye
Parting salutation
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