The Cat With 9 Wives

A Musical Odyssey Through Matrimony: The Cat With 9 Wives
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Lyrics

I got one-two-three-four-

The singer is counting the number of wives.

Five-six-seven-eight-nine wives

Emphasis on having a high number of wives.

I got one-two-three-four-

Repetition of the theme, highlighting the numerous wives.

Five-six-seven-eight-nine wives

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I got one-two-three-four-

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Five-six-seven-eight-nine wives

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I got one-two-three-four-

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Five-six-seven-eight-nine wives

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Wife number one was Annabelle Jones

Introduction of the first wife, Annabelle Jones, and her penchant for gambling.

A red-haired beauty

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Mostly skin and bones

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She liked to play the ponies

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I met her at the track

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When I hit the pick six

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I forgot to go back

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Bride number two was Pretty Mcgee

Introduction of the second wife, Pretty Mcgee, and their marriage on a snowy mountain.

She loved the outdoors and

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She sure loved me

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We married on a mountain

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That was covered in snow

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When the weather cleared up

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It was time to go

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I got one-two-three-four-

Reiteration of the large number of wives.

Five-six-seven-eight-nine wives

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I got one-two-three-four-

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Five-six-seven-eight-nine wives

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I got one-two-three-four-

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Five-six-seven-eight-nine wives

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I got one-two-three-four-

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Five-six-seven-eight-nine wives

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Wives three and four

Introduction of identical twins, Lucy and Lynne, and their sister Lola, with whom the singer had a special connection.

Were identical twins

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They were from the twin cities

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Named Lucy and Lynne

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I wed one in the spring

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And one in fall

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They had a sister named Lola

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I loved best of all

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Sylvia Smith was the

Introduction of Sylvia Smith, the fifth wife, and her love for eating.

Fifth of the bunch

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A curvy little waitress

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That I met over lunch

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She loved to eat

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But she hated to cook

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One night after dinner

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I decided to book

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I got one-two-three-four-

Repetition of the theme, emphasizing the abundance of wives.

Five-six-seven-eight-nine wives

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I got one-two-three-four-

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Five-six-seven-eight-nine wives

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I got one-two-three-four-

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Five-six-seven-eight-nine wives

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I got one-two-three-four-

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Five-six-seven-eight-nine wives

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Six seven and eight

Expressions of affection for wives six, seven, and eight, with a humorous note about forgetting their names.

I cherished them all

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They came in medium short and tall

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We had nothing but joy

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Fun and games

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But for the life of me now

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I can't remember their names

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The best for last

Introduction of the ninth wife, expressing commitment and dedication to the relationship.

You're number nine

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We walked down the aisle

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and I'm walkin' the line

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We'll last forever

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This ain't no fling

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course just in case

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I've got an extra wedding ring

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I got one-two-three-four-

Final repetition of the theme, underscoring the singer's numerous wives.

Five-six-seven-eight-nine wives

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I got one-two-three-four-

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Five-six-seven-eight-nine wives

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I got one-two-three-four-

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Five-six-seven-eight-nine wives

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I got one-two-three-four-

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Five-six-seven-eight-nine wives

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